whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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