got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize