The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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