Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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