You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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