Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
