he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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