Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
