The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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