Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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