You just made me feel so damn special
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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