some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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