if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm so fucking centered right now
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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