What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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