no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
