Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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