i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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