I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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