im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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