just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I will be naked everywhere
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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