Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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