He had one of those small greek statue penises
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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