My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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