drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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