Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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