you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Randomize