So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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