absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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He better not be in your backpack
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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