Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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