Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
