there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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