I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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