Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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