Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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