I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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