are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i jhust puked up my retainher.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
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I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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