Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
never play flip cup with pint glasses
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
did i just pee glitter
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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