he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
you never un-have a 4some
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On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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