yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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