Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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Vodka?
Forever.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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