Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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