You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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