SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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