Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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