She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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