So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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