I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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