I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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