idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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