dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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