I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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