Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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