Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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