Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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