Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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