she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
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She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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