whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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